aaaaaaand lets see where i left him last… where is….
Meego? That you?
Coming boy almost there
i hear you
cover your eyes
here comes the
Finally! How did you-
Oh. My. Goodess.
Hmm? oh oops haha
must have accidentally mispelled that
lemme retype it but leave it up there for record
keeping purposes just pay you attention MEEGO!
You are HUUUUUUGE!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
you must be so so so exhausted!!!!!!
Goodness gracious sir you have been doing
doing some serious SLAYIN livin in the dark!
Did anyone see you? Ok good. Don’t let them know
you’re adorable. At least we still have THAT secret.
They would all just come and eat you alive if they knew
how soft you were. hmm? oh no not at all – i’m just admiring the fact that we’re
having this conversation. Hmm? Oh no no no, most people don’t. Why not? Well
because – Meego – lets be honest bud – when the lights are off and bunny gets up to
take a leak and they hear YOU Bumpin around living your life, well they may call
the marines or something. Hmm? Um they are like…. how do i even explain…
hmm? Oh i was just
looking at you. The
size of you and taking
all of u
you look like
Hmmm? Oooo yes i did hear it – growl again
OOOoooo grrrrrr hahaha sily little meego
WHOA look at THAT roar
Wanna play a game? Look at my eyes!
im genuinely excited! Why? bababahahaha
silly Meego. You know why. Lets-
oh you really DONT know do you
oh my my my…..
MEEGOOO i love uuuuuuuu silly dumb dumb
tee hee show me your biggest meanest monster face
and ill show you mine. Ready? GO
Who in the world taught you that?
I knew it! It sounded so much likeyou!!!!! you always sing the loudest songs
Hmm? oh nohting just thinking about dinner
and how I’m going to feed such a big- HEY lets play a game!
Yeah? Great! I’ve been dying to play an actual game
for sooooo long. Know any?
You don’t know any?
oh my GOODNESS look at you!!
Oh no no – im not laughing at you, Monster Me-e-go
i would never want to intentionally hurt you. you know that
im laughing because i feel so silly to have left you here for so long
during our game of hide and seek oh my GOOOODNESS how did you
get so big!!?!?!?!
No no no no no love
thats not a fat joke
those are just your
i am SO sorry to have left you here all by yourself!!!
What? You “enjoyed it”?! can you please say that again
now that i can see you i just cant help but laugh
from the biggest swellings of love
when you stomp around like that in here
No im not laughing AT you at all! silly goofball
oh really? gonna eat me? haahahahah hilarious
oh serious huh? well come and get me then! hahaha
look how small i am I’ll never be enough to fill your belly!
hahahaha you’re gonna need to buy the attric room gun from
where they shrink all the kids and hope itll be big enough for YOU
big boy! Come on fella come and get me! Ooops can’t go through there,
you wont fit cuz youre SOOOO BIIIGGGG gotta shrink down to chase me and
you never willlll nananananana boo booo bet you’re hungry to eat meeee come and
come and get meeeeeeeeeee so big and brave and mightyyyyyyyy not small enough to bite meeeee
OW! did you just –
OOF! hey that – felt kinda
oh son son son
things just got real
how’d you get in this tunnel
just smell it first
before you bite
i KNOW right!?!
come and bite me you
ravished grumpy mess
like a c
WAIT the cheese
we must have cheese
the currency of this kingdom.
Get over here
and grab some cheese
before you bite into me
and like a grape off the vine
no its not far from here.
just right over there. See it?
Well sure its small. All mouse holes
are small. You want this mousehole
to be BIGGER? oo monster the way you stomp
replaying the same dance steps you did in your circus act
i know it feels all out of place – thats just cuz
you got smaller.
when you weren’t looking
no no no little meego
i wasn’t blaming
filling in the gaps
about what you
could not see
at the time
remember when you
I KNOW it was a
verrrrrrrry long spiral
down but love thats
because you are so
so big and strong
omg do you know
you were in
I saw that
Oh – sorry i was looking
at all the chees- loud? oh ok
ill whisper now – i was just
gonna ask you – would you
like a blanket with your
the blanket –
i knoowwwww. right? i knew you’d love it
Well of course i did -why are you shocked?
haha yes i sure DO know your preferences
hmm? well thats because I care about YOU
Hmm? Oh – that’s the name for our Magic here
in the land of meego’s and cheese buffets in mouse holes
we arrive there by this magic.
Hmm? No, not tickets.
Hmmm? *chuckle* no silly its free.
Hmm? well its like
a song in your chest
or a knowing
or a person
or all 4
is a big
light i got
and love your hiding parts
all big and bright and beautiful
where I feel like im in honey i shrunk the kids
and that oreo cookie got real big and they just filled themselves with
the cream of it all and that was dinner – all because they were small enough
lolololol did you ever see the second one? it sucked balls, meego
hey remember angels in the outfield, Meegs? When the kid –
*kiss on head*
*takes out desk note*
me 1 you 0
not scared of you you
oops there went my ego
guess youll have to catch me yo
meet me where the light shine brightest
and if we played THIS game for a thousand years
this push and flow, this balance –
the power terrifies me
like nothing in the world
becuase the truth of it
is like 2 dragons
in the middle