A [not so] Simple Woman


It was the last bit he said that sounded like poetry.

Good thing. Otherwise, I’m not sure how I would’ve even digested it.

He said:

“She likes to eat, she likes to hump, and she doesn’t like to drive.” 

I chewed on that for a bit.

“That sounds like a country song,” I remarked. 

“I know.” 

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